If You Got to Write the 2nd Amendment

This article in The Week made me think about what I'd propose for a modern writing of the 2nd Amendment. I'll give it a go:

In order to insure the right of 32,000 people to die from guns each year, the right to have whatever gun or gun-related merchandise a citizen wants shall not be limited or regulated in any way. In fact, laws should be encouraged that expand the right to self-defense.

That's wordy. Here's another try:

All good guys and bad guys should have guns so they cancel each other out.

There, done! Our forefathers would be proud.