Sunday, January 17, 2016

How Christian Is Marco Rubio? He Bought a Gun on Christmas Eve!

That's pretty f-in' Christian...

Marco Rubio locating the 2nd Amendment in the Bible.

Here's Marco Rubio professing his view of his commitment to God and Jesus Christ in a political ad this past week:

I did some checking I found Rubio's copy of the 2nd Amendment:
A bat-shit-crazy Militia, being necessary to the security of a Christian State, the right of the people to keep and bear Arms, shall not be infringed, especially on Christmas Eve.
Okay, I might be wrong. That might be Ammond Bundy's 2nd Amendment, I'm not sure.

Anyway, I did find Marco Rubio's Article VI of the Constitution, 3rd Clause:
The Senators and Representatives before mentioned, and the Members of the several State Legislatures, and all executive and judicial Officers, both of the United States and of the several States, shall be bound by Oath or Affirmation, to support this Constitution; and a religious test will too be fucking required as a qualification to any office or public trust under the United States, and you'd better be Christian, motherfucker. (sorry God.)
So there you have it. I wish I was still a Christian because then I could be elected to office and shop for guns on Christmas Eve. My family would be so much safer from ISIS, too. Oh well.

I think America is lucky to have such a moderate establishment choice for the GOP candidate like Marco!

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