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| Chris Christie: He knows how to do Jersey, right, meathead? |
Not that Texas grows our best presidents. It gave us Lyndon B. Johnson and George W. Bush. (One was complicated, and the other was, well, not complicated.) And, frankly, I don't know that we haven't had a Jersey president. I'll look into it. (Correction: W. was not a Texas president. I forgot he faked that.)
The germane question is, though, do we want a "who you freakin' look at, jerkface?" kind of president?
I'm just sayin'. Chris Christie may know "how to get things done," and he may not be a bad man. And Barack Obama might not be the most stirring commander-in-chief we've ever had. But he's got John Kerry on the job concerning Iran, and we've got the first stirrings of what might be a series of agreements that will back us away from the brink of war with a nuclear state. Instead, we might get a non-nuclear state and no war.
Maybe all Chris Christie said was, "Fuck Ft. Lee," and in a Jersey context that might be business as usual, though too raw a glimpse of it has, for now, soured us on the way they do business. But a President Chris Christie's policy position just might be, "Fuck Iran." That worries me, and should worry you.
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