Clown Car Rundown, Person the Eighth: Marco Rubio Is the Nicest Guy to Never Be President

Don't give me that look. You'll never be president. But you knew that.

Of course I don't know who I writing to at any given moment. But tell me, do you think Rubio's da bomb? Huh?

No.

Here, let Jamelle Bouie tell you.

I could tell you. He's viewed suspiciously by his own party. Next case.

Update. Five-Thirty-Eight likes him better than Slate or I do. Hmm.