Monday, December 30, 2013

Ted Cruz: I'm part Canadian. Ewww!

When I exorcize my Canadianness, I'll be really special!

Ted Cruz decides to exit the Danger Zone and remove any trace of his birth in Canada by dumping his dual citizenship. His constituency demands nothing less!

Or not, but why take the chance? And besides, everybody knows we respect people who think being Canadian -- in any way -- is similar to wearing the Mark of Cain.

Ted Cruz instinctively knows being Canadian can be harmful to your health.


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