Thursday, April 3, 2014

The Solution to Shootings Is More Guns

Steve Stockman and a supporter. The saner one is on the left, believe it or not.

Of course. Why didn't I think of it? It was left to Texas GOP representative Steve "batshit-crazy-is-ok-by-me" Stockman:
I'm pretty sure that sound military judgment sets policy on military bases, not "anti-gun activists," but why quibble? Still, this brings up a question.

If the solution to gun violence is more guns -- the fallback GOP position -- why isn't the solution to sick people more healthcare? Riddle me that, GOPers...

Oh, the answer is simple, turns out. With more guns, more people will need more healthcare. A solution wrapped in an enigma surrounded by a paradox shrouded by Republican policy. I should have seen it.

But heaven forbid  a surgeon general who believes shootings are a public-health issue...

More guns is totally the answer to more healthcare. We gonna need it...

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