Tuesday, June 3, 2014

Attempting to Move Away From Snark (Hard!)

Where do you go after Ted Cruz wins the 2016 straw poll at RLC?

Ted Cruz, exceptionally talented McCarthyite, is a leading candidate for the Republican nominee for president in 2016. This is why it's so hard to move away from snark.

Snark lets us process nonsense in the least destructive way. What do I mean? Imagine Ted Cruz as president. See? Brains explode. That's why snark.

Give me reality or give me death. Or I'll just wait for Rick Santorum to enter the race. (You mean he left?)

Holy crap.

I forgot! Look at this headline:

Ted Cruz Edges Out Ben Carson In 2016 Straw Poll

Yes, that Ben Carson.

Ted Cruz. Frontrunner.

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