The American Human: Theme Emerging for Trump Presidency? Oil, maybe? Ya Think!?

Tuesday, December 13, 2016

Theme Emerging for Trump Presidency? Oil, maybe? Ya Think!?

This just in: The Trump administration will be pro-oil, pro-coal, and anti-EPA, anti-environment, and climate-change denial 24/7. Let's party like it was 1999! 1999 B.C.!

Death rattle of an ecosphere. I'm going to miss you.

Let's see now.

Rick Perry, from oil-state Texas, for Secretary of Energy.
Rex Tillerson, CEO of Exxon Mobil, for Secretary of State.
Scott Pruitt, Oklahoma attorney general, from oil-rich Oklahoma, a climate denier who's suing the EPA, for head of EPA!

If you wanted to telegraph the world that, with oil, the bitch is back!, this is the way to do it. This set of picks could also be called "Paris in My Rearview Mirror."

Dems, here's your new theme song:

Sarah Palin was right. Drill, baby, drill!

OMG alt-theme song!

Hey, Vladimir, Trump wants to be your Valentine! How 'bout it? But please don't make him your bitch. Too late, you say?

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About the American Human

The American Human is written by Calvin Ross, a retired teacher who at various points in life has been a musician, woodworker, restaurateur, narrator, English teacher in Japan, novelist, technology journalist, and private tutor to Japanese children here in the U.S.

Happily residing in the wine country of Sonoma County north of San Francisco, Calvin has lived in the Philippines, the Netherlands, and the aforementioned Japan, as well as in Chicago, Colorado, Georgia, and many different towns in California, including, of all places, the Mojave Desert.

Calvin, you may note quickly, is a liberal progressive who doesn't think being called a socialist is all that bad, especially since he sort of would like living in Denmark if it weren't so cold. He blogs because he can.