The American Human: If You're a Hammer, Everything Looks like a Nail, Trump Edition

Monday, December 12, 2016

If You're a Hammer, Everything Looks like a Nail, Trump Edition

And if you're a businessman, everything looks like a deal. So, for national intelligence director, get a CEO! Waterboard everybody until they accept the deal!

These freaks can't get jobs? Maybe he's fucking with her. Stay tuned.

Nominating Carly Fiorina for National Intelligence Director is like, is like, holy shit, I got it. He's just sending a message to the intelligence bureaus: Mess with me, and I'll make you have endless meetings with Carly Fiorina.

And also he sends a message to China. Russia used to be our biggest adversary. Carly says it's China now. Who knew? Fuck, where's my hammer?

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About the American Human

The American Human is written by Calvin Ross, a retired teacher who at various points in life has been a musician, woodworker, restaurateur, narrator, English teacher in Japan, novelist, technology journalist, and private tutor to Japanese children here in the U.S.

Happily residing in the wine country of Sonoma County north of San Francisco, Calvin has lived in the Philippines, the Netherlands, and the aforementioned Japan, as well as in Chicago, Colorado, Georgia, and many different towns in California, including, of all places, the Mojave Desert.

Calvin, you may note quickly, is a liberal progressive who doesn't think being called a socialist is all that bad, especially since he sort of would like living in Denmark if it weren't so cold. He blogs because he can.