Monday, December 12, 2016

If You're a Hammer, Everything Looks like a Nail, Trump Edition

And if you're a businessman, everything looks like a deal. So, for national intelligence director, get a CEO! Waterboard everybody until they accept the deal!

These freaks can't get jobs? Maybe he's fucking with her. Stay tuned.

Nominating Carly Fiorina for National Intelligence Director is like, is like, holy shit, I got it. He's just sending a message to the intelligence bureaus: Mess with me, and I'll make you have endless meetings with Carly Fiorina.

And also he sends a message to China. Russia used to be our biggest adversary. Carly says it's China now. Who knew? Fuck, where's my hammer?

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