|Do it, Donald, you know you want to.|
Seriously, give the job to Hulk Hogan. After all he's been through, he deserves it. And besides, he probably won't stay in the job the whole four or eight years. You could just rotate people through, you know, Howard Stern gets a turn, and then maybe Glenn Beck. He always seems on the verge of unemployment.
Anyway, Think about it. Oh, and don't even think about your sons. That would be just gross.