The American Human: Hey, Ari Fleischer, Bite Me

Thursday, January 3, 2013

Hey, Ari Fleischer, Bite Me

Ari Fleischer got his fee fees hurt by the Fiscal Cliff deal. So what does he do? He tweets that because his taxes are going up, and because he's one of our Galtian overlords who makes the big bucks, he's going to have to skimp on his charitable giving.

Now his math says that liberals are stealing from pagan babies, but my math says his taxes are going up so he decides fuck pagan babies.

Tramps like us, baby, we were born to stop giving so much so our yacht doesn't shrink.

Ari Fleischer: Deduct this.

(h/t HuffPo)

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The American Human is written by Calvin Ross, a retired teacher who at various points in life has been a musician, woodworker, restaurateur, narrator, English teacher in Japan, novelist, technology journalist, and private tutor to Japanese children here in the U.S.

Happily residing in the wine country of Sonoma County north of San Francisco, Calvin has lived in the Philippines, the Netherlands, and the aforementioned Japan, as well as in Chicago, Colorado, Georgia, and many different towns in California, including, of all places, the Mojave Desert.

Calvin, you may note quickly, is a liberal progressive who doesn't think being called a socialist is all that bad, especially since he sort of would like living in Denmark if it weren't so cold. He blogs because he can.