Hey, Ari Fleischer, Bite Me

Ari Fleischer got his fee fees hurt by the Fiscal Cliff deal. So what does he do? He tweets that because his taxes are going up, and because he's one of our Galtian overlords who makes the big bucks, he's going to have to skimp on his charitable giving.

Now his math says that liberals are stealing from pagan babies, but my math says his taxes are going up so he decides fuck pagan babies.

Tramps like us, baby, we were born to stop giving so much so our yacht doesn't shrink.

Ari Fleischer: Deduct this.

(h/t HuffPo)