|White family farmers who rely on farm subsidies.|
|Women favor Obama: These get money from the U.S. Olympic Committee.|
|Way to win over Latinos, Mitt. (Among the hardest working people I've met.)|
|NASA: government money bloodsuckers. Screw Curiosity!|
|Wait, what are these guys doing here? Oh yeah, gubmint workers.|
I could go on and on. And in the next few days, I probably will.