Tuesday, August 5, 2014

If You Don't Like Rupert Murdoch...

...then he looks like a dick in this picture:


If you like Rupert Murdoch:


...then he's still a dick in this picture.

Which begs the question: Is he a dick? I leave that to you. Or leave it to Conrad Black:
Although his personality is generally quite agreeable, Mr Murdoch has no loyalty to anyone or anything except his company. He has difficulty keeping friendships; rarely keeps his word for long; is an exploiter of the discomfort of others; and has betrayed every political leader who ever helped him in any country, except Ronald Reagan and perhaps Tony Blair. All his instincts are downmarket; he is not only a tabloid sensationalist; he is a malicious myth-maker, an assassin of the dignity of others and of respected institutions, all in the guise of anti-elitism. He masquerades as a pillar of contemporary, enlightened populism in Britain and sensible conservatism in the US, though he has been assiduously kissing the undercarriage of the rulers of Beijing for years. His notions of public entertainment and civic values are enshrined in the cartoon television series The Simpsons: all public officials are crooks and the public is an ignorant lumpenproletariat. There is nothing illegal in this, and it has amusing aspects, but it is unbecoming of someone who has been the subject of such widespread deference and official preferments.
Ouch.

The Day the Racists Lost the Twitter #WarOnWhites


First the whites discovered that they were screwed.

Then the liberals found out that the Twitter hashtag #WarOnWhites actually existed.

Then the fun began.

My fave so far:


Uh oh GOPee. #NotSmartNowOrEver #StartedSomethingUCantFinish

Ronald Reagan Was a Crappy President (Saint Ronnie, my ass!)


Americans with a brain -- especially those who lived through the Reagan years -- know almost as a scientific fact that Ronald Reagan blew as a president. About the only bit of credit I'll give him is that he managed the optics of the slow descent of the Soviet Union into irrelevance rather well. The fact that guys like Peter Robinson ("Mr. Gorbachev, tear down this wall!") and Anthony R. Dolan ("evil empire") came up with great lines for the Great Communicator to use doesn't necessarily point to Reagan's expertise in foreign affairs. Reagan was fiercely anti-communist, but so was Joseph McCarthy.

Reagan doubled the national debt, helped to begin the long descent of unionism, began the long GOP mania with cutting taxes, and worked to foster both the reality of income inequality and the economic philosophy that enables it to this day, namely trickle-down, or supply-side, economics. And I'm not even to the Iran-Contra-arms-for-hostages scandal.

Reagan was profoundly wrong on a number of things that have haunted us for a long time and sent us into a thirty-plus-year spiral that, despite the break during the Clinton years, has yet to end. I suspect those who are attacking a new book on Reagan, The Invisible Bridge by Rick Perlstein, are attacking him because of real or perceived -- or feared -- blasphemy toward Saint Ronnie.

On this, read Atrios, John Cole, Scott Lemieux, and Paul Krugman, who make a perfect blogging circle that criticizes, rightfully, this shockingly idiotic, both-sides-do-it, views-differ piece in the shameless New York Times by Alexandra Alter.

Maybe the Times should just get bought out by Rupert Murdoch and put us out of our misery.

BTW, for funsies listen to this scholarly presentation by Saint Ron as he eviscerates Medicare! Long before he became prez.


Medicare is so evil! And everybody hates it!


Demonizing socialized medicine: brains not required!

Rick Perry Is Proud That He Isn't Concerned About the Innocence of the Executed


Rick Perry caught practicing his ooooh's for "The Longest Time" before Billy Joel
concert. (Don't tell his fellow Texans.) #RicksFaveSong #SecurityNotMpressed.

Rick Perry is a horrible human being, and, if evidence holds up, a contender for the Republican candidate for 2016. Let's hope he runs! He'll soil the brand, but so what?

What's so horrible about Rick Perry? Oh, let me count the ways:
  1. He won't allow the Medicaid expansion under Obamacare in spite of the fact that Texas has the highest number -- and the highest rate -- of uninsured residents. Great, humane policy? (Did I tell you it's free for the state in the first year and 90% covered by the feds from then on?)
  2. He signs death-penalty warrants with glee, including the one for Cameron Todd Willingham, who may become the key example of an innocent man executed in the modern era. Rick Perry is exceedingly proud of his record on Willingham, as he is proud of his record number of people executed under his watch. He sleeps exceedingly well, he says. I don't doubt that he does.
  3. Tens of thousands of children -- mostly from Central America -- cross the border and throw themselves in the arms of the border guards. What does Rick Perry want? He wants to call out the National Guard to secure our borders and demands that Obama pay for it. Aside from his lack of humanity on display, his complete misunderstanding of how his demand is imbecilic is startling.
  4. It must be pointed out that Rick Perry thinks Barack Obama is in on this whole kids-from-Central-America deal. Asked about it, he continues to claim it.

To learn why he's taken seriously by the Washington press ("He's so dreamy!"), read this in Salon. Happy trails, Governor Good Hair!

Update. Sort of meant to include this link because it's demonstrative of how fucking loony this guy is (and how fucking loony the loonystream press is...).

Friday, August 1, 2014

Conservative Conventional Wisdom: The Poors Are Lazy and Immoral, Need Daddy.

Daddy Brooks
Oh boy. It's bad enough religion-driven Ross Douthat trumpets social decay as the cause of God's wrath on the poor, but now colleague David Brooks insists on getting into the game. Not that this is Brooks' first foray into "Father Knows Best," but so close on Paul Ryan and Tyler Cowen's paternalistic pap, Brooks comes off in full me-too-ism mode with his latest excuse for NYTimes-level punditry. I know it's hard out there for a conservative pimp, but please, spare me the moralism. No? Okay I must condemn you, Brooks. Here's the lede for your latest (seriously, he wrote this):
Nearly every parent on earth operates on the assumption that character matters a lot to the life outcomes of their children. Nearly every government antipoverty program operates on the assumption that it doesn’t.
Good grief. Parents good, antipoverty programs bad! Why? Read on:
It’s easy to understand why policy makers would skirt the issue of character. Nobody wants to be seen blaming the victim — spreading the calumny that the poor are that way because they don’t love their children enough, or don’t have good values. Furthermore, most sensible people wonder if government can do anything to alter character anyway.
The problem is that policies that ignore character and behavior have produced disappointing results. Social research over the last decade or so has reinforced the point that would have been self-evident in any other era — that if you can’t help people become more resilient, conscientious or prudent, then all the cash transfers in the world will not produce permanent benefits.
Daddy Ryan
The gist of Brooks' column mirrors Paul Ryan's new bullshit poverty morality play he's trotted out to show he's compassionate. Is not. Am too! Is not. Am too! Read of his plan and weep:
Last week, Rep. Paul Ryan (R-Wis.) released a detailed anti-poverty proposal in a speech at the American Enterprise Institute. One of Ryan's top prescriptions seems to have been influenced by his previous career as a personal trainer. He has proposed that recipients of federal benefits get the services of a personal case manager who would help them craft long-term plans, find "opportunities for growth," and nudge them to make better choices that would lift them out of poverty and off the government dole.
I did a quick back-of-the-envelope calculation about how much this might cost. Just for people on food stamps, the federal government would need about 700,000 social workers, to the tune of around $30 billion. On Wednesday, Ryan appeared at a press briefing sponsored by the Christian Science Monitor and fielded questions about his plan, including several about the potential cost of his caseworker proposal.
Daddy Salam
Of course, Rep. Ryan demurred. Costing things out is hecka hard for this policy wonk. But he loves the paternalism part. Paternalism is easy! In fact, Reihan Salam of Slate thinks it's a feature, not a bug:
The cheapest and easiest thing that governments can do to improve the lot of poor people is to give them more money. Government can get a lot of things wrong, but it’s generally pretty good at mailing people checks or zapping money to their EBT cards. Giving people money really does make them better-off: It’s better to have more money to buy groceries and other basic necessities than less. But getting more money from the government doesn’t really make you less poor.
....The most controversial idea in Ryan’s anti-poverty plan, at least as it stands right now, is that poor families should work with government agencies or approved nonprofit or for-profit service providers to develop a plan for achieving economic independence.
... People with low or no earnings, in contrast, face diverse obstacles. Some need short-term help to, say, fix their car, which will allow them to commute to work, or to make a deposit on a rental apartment. Others don’t have the skills they need to earn enough to support themselves and, for whatever reason, will have a very hard time acquiring them. Sure, you could give both kinds of people food stamps and call it a day. Or you could recognize that one-size-fits-all programs don’t do justice to the ways in which individual circumstances vary.
So there you have it. Conservatives who hate the nanny state now want one if Daddy gets to tell the poor what they've got to do to keep getting help. Please don't ask me how they'll pay for it. Paying for it is not important to them. Why? Because they don't intend to do any of this. It's just campaign bullshit. See, we love the poor, and we're going help them if they stop taking drugs and drinking gallons of soda all day while watching their big-screen TVs while talking to their friends on the cell phones. Losers!

Daddy Cowen
I must again point to conservative libertarian Tyler Cowen of George Mason University. He is thinking right up Brooks', Ryan's, and Salam's alley with his "the poor should just find a hard-ass religion to follow so they won't drink, smoke, or gamble so they live a life worthy of our helping them." What a jerk. Says Cowen:
Note that the observed stagnation in earnings has plagued male earners, not women. Women continue to do better in the work force and also in education, or if they choose not to advance this is often a voluntary decision, linked to childbearing.

Men are perhaps better suited for old-style manufacturing jobs, and women are often better suited for service sector jobs. A lot of men seem to have problems with discipline and conscientiousness.

If we are looking for a remedy, a greater interest in strict religions would help many of the poor a lot — how about Mormonism for a start? Just look at the data. Many other religions prohibit or severely limit alcohol, drugs and gambling. That said, this has to happen privately rather than as a matter of state policy.
I guess poppa's got a brand new bag, and that would be getting all in the face of the poor. For their own good, mind you. Conservatives are weird. I was going to say make them stop, but we can't. It's what they do when they're pretending to care about the poor, when what they really want to do is cut taxes and give the money to the rich -- who, of course, is who they think they are or, at any rate, should become. Because it's their destiny!

Thursday, July 31, 2014

Mormonism Will Save the Poor!


Tyler Cowen, brainiac libertarian econ professor. He believes the poor should
become Mormons and fix their whole shit in a minute. Whaddya think, Mitt? Funny 
underwear and BOOM! no smoking, no drinking, no card-playing and then JOBS!!

Atrios catches a Lawyers, Guns, and Money post about Tyler Cowen's solution to all the poor people. Yes, this was a hideous thing to say: 
You and other thinkers on the right have proposed that cultural factors play a large role in the widening income gap. What are you suggesting?

Note that the observed stagnation in earnings has plagued male earners, not women. Women continue to do better in the work force and also in education, or if they choose not to advance this is often a voluntary decision, linked to childbearing.

Men are perhaps better suited for old-style manufacturing jobs, and women are often better suited for service sector jobs. A lot of men seem to have problems with discipline and conscientiousness.

If we are looking for a remedy, a greater interest in strict religions would help many of the poor a lot — how about Mormonism for a start? Just look at the data. Many other religions prohibit or severely limit alcohol, drugs and gambling. That said, this has to happen privately rather than as a matter of state policy.
Oh, yeah, just become a Mormon and -- BOOM!!! -- job city. But what I found to be even more contemptible was this bit at the end:
So, your conclusion is we should obsess less about rising inequality in America.
We should focus policy on increasing the quality and affordability of housing, health care and education, and on raising the rate of technological advancement. If we did that, we wouldn’t have to worry about this red herring of “inequality” writ large any more.
By the way, the biggest inequalities are those across borders. So if we are talking policy, how about a more liberal immigration policy for the United States? That should be the No. 1 priority for anyone concerned about income inequality.
I've attempted to parse Tyler Cowen on his blog, and he's pretty dense, though he's always struck me as being, I don't know, creepy. But I'm pretty sure, beyond the duplicity of calling income inequality a "red herring," he's saying that the biggest inequalities are across borders and the way to fix that is for the U.S. to allow so much immigration that wages are smashed inside our borders so that the income gap will now be inside our borders! Internal inequality for the win!

Where am I wrong?

I'm So Surprised the CIA Spied on the Senate!


CIA Director John Brennan holding up fingers to indicate how
many seconds he thinks before lying like a dog.

I am shocked to see lying in this establishment:
The statement represented an admission to charges by the panel’s chairwoman, Sen. Dianne Feinstein, D-Calif., that the CIA intruded into the computers her staff used to compile the soon-to-be released report on the agency’s use of harsh interrogation methods on suspected terrorists in secret overseas prisons during the George W. Bush administration.
CIA Director John Brennan briefed Feinstein and the committee’s vice chairman, Saxby Chambliss, R-Ga., on Buckley’s findings, and apologized to them during a meeting on Capitol Hill on Tuesday, Boyd said.
“The director . . . apologized to them for such actions by CIA officers as described in the OIG (Office of Inspector General Report),” he said.
Brennan has decided to submit the findings for review to an accountability board chaired by retired Democratic Sen. Evan Bayh of Indiana, who served on the Senate Intelligence Committee, Boyd said.
Okay, there's a boatload of bullshit in that excerpt. Shall we name them?
  • They admit they lied.
  • The liar briefed the lied-to that he had lied to them. Brilliant.
  • The liar apologized for what was in a report that his own outfit wrote about his lying.
  • The liar is going to submit the findings that he's a liar to an accountability board, presumably so he will be held accountable. Prediction: not gonna happen, being held accountable, I mean. Liars gotta lie, right?
  • WTF Evan Bayh??!!?? Didn't he go off and melt somewhere? Who led him back to civilization? Make him go away again. (Who appoints dicks like Bayh chairman of anything? Oh yeah, his bros.)
 
Evan Bayh was governor of Indiana and a U.S. senator. Okay five seconds:
Name something he ever did. Go ahead. Time's up. What did you think of?
ere: http://www.mcclatchydc.com/2014/07/31/234997/cia-staffers-accessed-senate.html#storylink=cpy
Nothing. Yeah, me too.